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The day before the universe was born there was a Peep Hole in a Wall looking into a dimly lit Room with a Toilet, a Sink, a Cot, a Desk and a Chair but there was no Resident.
Upon this discovery a Resident came into being and that Resident quickly decided to call Itself The Creator.
The Creator grew bored with the drab furnishings so decided to explore It's Surroundings and just as the Thought occurred It found Itself in another Room, a Room similar to the Other but This one had an Old Barbers Chair.
So The Creator sat down in The Chair and decided The Great Presence, (which It just started thinking of Itself as), needed a hair cut but there were no barbers and so The Big Bang happened answering the age old question,
"what came first the chicken or the egg?"
Upon this discovery a Resident came into being and that Resident quickly decided to call Itself The Creator.
The Creator grew bored with the drab furnishings so decided to explore It's Surroundings and just as the Thought occurred It found Itself in another Room, a Room similar to the Other but This one had an Old Barbers Chair.
So The Creator sat down in The Chair and decided The Great Presence, (which It just started thinking of Itself as), needed a hair cut but there were no barbers and so The Big Bang happened answering the age old question,
"what came first the chicken or the egg?"
Simple:
it was The Barbers Chair
it was The Barbers Chair
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